White Noise (2005)
Friday, May 9th, 2008
It’s hard to imagine this only came out a few years ago. I distinctly remember watching it at home what seemed like a million years ago. Then again, I also thought it was starring Mel Gibson (now reduced to “sugar tits” fame). This is how old I’m getting. Mel Gibson is nothing like Michael Keaton. WTF?
Anyway … I’m a big fan of the show Ghost Hunters (despite their pushy ways) and If You Are Too, you’ll find something familiar in White Noise. That’s right … EVPs. Electronic Voice Phenomena form the basis behind the story of Jon Rivers (Keaton), a recent widower sent on a hunt for contact with his wife, Anna.
If you aren’t familiar with EVPs, this is thought to be a way that entities (ghosts, masses of energy, etc) communicate with us. Using available noise, they create a message. Using available visual static on a television screen, they can create images. If you subscribe to that sort of thing, White Noise will give you a never-ending ride through the highest quality EVPs the world has ever seen.
In my opinion, that’s one of the worst points of the movie. You hear and see these amazing things, go searching and run into real EVPs that are barely audible. A major disappointment, in other words, and anyone taking notice of the prologue will be given the incorrent impression that most EVPs are negative or threatening, when that is not the case.
This is a very sad, tormenting story because we’re left unsure as to whether we ever “meet” Anna or not, or whether we’ve simply met an imposter adept at using someone else’s image, memory, voice to get what they want. There are also Ring-esque elements that drew me completely out of the story at times. Major bummer.
While I enjoyed White Noise for the subject matter, and at moments throughout the movie, it isn’t on my list of must-sees. If you’re intrigued by the idea of EVPs, a better option might be reading “I’m Still Here” by Martha Copeland.
Source: Horror.com
